having only 2 friends in class and you have to pair up and they choose each other
Little bits of semi-intelligent stuffs as seen with the mind of a non-conformist-new-age-earth-child
"Girls with armpit hair are gross "
bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up
one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
Okay, so I’m not sure if this will help, but I have to try. I started a fundraiser on Youcaring.com so that I could try to reach out for some help in paying for college and I need help spreading the word. Now just for the record, I’m not necessarily asking for money here, just a little help letting other people know that my fundraiser exists. I have a really bad online social network as far as Facebook and Twitter goes. Tumblr is the only place that I actually feel comfortable doing this (and I’m still pretty uncomfortable).
I hope that the Tumblr community can really help me out here (I will spare you my story since it’s on the fundraiser page in the link above) because I honestly wouldn’t post anything like this unless I really needed help and had no where else to turn.